Grand Theft Bovine
from Defenders of the Small Yard by Moron Police
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Democrat or Republican? Money or soul? Artistic integrity or endless compromises? Cash Cows aplenty, that's for sure.
lyrics
Stole a cow from the space-time continuum with no hair and five legs.
It could fly through the sky like a hurricane, but suddenly we fell like lead.
We made our aim for the house of Republicans – let’s find out what’s wrong in their heads:
The banks they’re bailing while the rich keep sailing.
Fox News lying, economy still dying.
Some guy trucking, health-care sucking.
Vote for change – then change your mind.
Holy cow! They think they’re holier than thou,
these mothers that lay no eggs.
The Sasquatch needs no friends in Congress, down to the Wall Street and all of the banks.
These fathers/mothers that poach your eggs have lost their legs.
So we dance this fine dance called America – politics and gods in my bed.
Now I sleep, counting dollars before sheep and my cow is far from dead!
So steal a cow from the space-time continuum and wear it like a hat on your head.
It could fly through the sky like a hurricane, but suddenly we fell like lead.
We made our aim for the house of Republicans – let’s find out what’s wrong in their heads:
The banks they’re bailing while the rich keep sailing.
Fox News lying, economy still dying.
Some guy trucking, health-care sucking.
Vote for change – then change your mind.
Holy cow! They think they’re holier than thou,
these mothers that lay no eggs.
The Sasquatch needs no friends in Congress, down to the Wall Street and all of the banks.
These fathers/mothers that poach your eggs have lost their legs.
So we dance this fine dance called America – politics and gods in my bed.
Now I sleep, counting dollars before sheep and my cow is far from dead!
So steal a cow from the space-time continuum and wear it like a hat on your head.
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from Defenders of the Small Yard,
released April 2, 2014
Sondre Skollevoll - Words and music
Sondre Skollevoll - Words and music
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