T-Bag Your Grandma
by Moron Police
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From the album "Defenders of the Small Yard" out 04.14.2014
The second single to be released before the album drops.
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about
The dawn of the internet has brought with it many...unsavory things, you can now peruse the most obscene and peculiar acts of debauchery literally with the click of a button. You might start out small with some innocent fetish, but sooner rather than later you might find yourself caught in an endless spiral to feed an increasing hunger. And before you realize what's happening, you've become so completely desensitized that not even a thousand Roman orgies can satiate your need.
Welcome to the age of porn.
Welcome to the age of porn.
lyrics
Come on and open this door to my life.
Come on and dance this fandango of knives.
Somebody told me that I was alive, but baby I’ve been ripped apart and eaten by mice.
And so you say I’m lazy and weird, you like my smile but you don’t like my beard.
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I’m a hobo, sporadically a weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!
T-bag your grandma, you’ve got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.
You see me riding the shit and the grit.
You see me rolling, I walk when I sit.
Somebody told me that I was a fool, but baby I’ve got gold-encrusted shit, so I’m cool.
Come on and dance this fandango of knives.
Somebody told me that I was alive, but baby I’ve been ripped apart and eaten by mice.
And so you say I’m lazy and weird, you like my smile but you don’t like my beard.
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I’m a hobo, sporadically a weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!
T-bag your grandma, you’ve got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.
You see me riding the shit and the grit.
You see me rolling, I walk when I sit.
Somebody told me that I was a fool, but baby I’ve got gold-encrusted shit, so I’m cool.
credits
released April 3, 2014
Sondre Skollevoll - Music
Sondre Skollevoll - Music
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